The Hilarious Side of Parenting: Quotes from Kids

As parents, we all know that moment when our child starts to talk. It’s exciting to finally hear their voice and to be able to communicate with them in a new way. However, with that excitement also comes the realization that they will now tell us exactly what is on their mind, both positive and negative. Here are just a few examples of the hilarious things kids say.

1. “Why don’t you chill, Bill?” – 3-year-old little girl

As parents, we’ve all been there when our child is acting out and we try to calm them down with a stern voice. But when this little girl’s mother tried to do just that, her daughter responded with this hilarious remark. Although her mother’s name is not Bill, it’s clear that this little one knew exactly what she wanted to say.

2. “You smell like the moon and flowers.” – 5-year-old little girl

Children have an uncanny ability to come up with unexpected and unusual comments. This 5-year-old girl’s compliment to someone’s scent takes the cake. We’re not sure if this is the new fragrance trend or if it’s just a personal preference, but we’re curious to know what gunpowder and flowers smell like together.

3. “I want to make friends. Do I say ‘hi’ with my bumbum, head or mouth?” – 3-year-old

As parents, it’s normal to face some degree of confusion when our child asks questions about things we may take for granted. However, when a child’s question is about their rear end, it can be surprising. This 3-year-old’s inquiry reveals just how focused a child can be on certain body parts.

4. “Mama you are not stupid and you are the best. Daddy, he’s a little bit stupider.” – 3-year-old

We can all appreciate the honesty of children. But when this little girl compared her mother and father’s intelligence, it was both endearing and hilarious. The fact is that sometimes kids do seem to know more than we give them credit for. It makes us wonder, what has their dad said or done to earn this title?

5. “That was peelicious.” – 5-year-old

Children are known for their love of puns and wordplay, and this clever comment is no exception. While this may not be a typical phrase we hear every day, it’s clear that kids never fail to entertain us. Although it may not be the most appetizing way to describe a bodily function, we can’t deny that this little pun is pretty clever.

In conclusion, parenting is full of surprises, and the things our children say are no exception. Sometimes it can be frustrating or embarrassing, but these funny moments make it all worth it. Being a parent means being able to laugh and enjoy the ridiculousness that is childhood. And when our kids do grow up, we’ll be able to look back at these moments and smile.

So, the next time your child says something hilarious, take a moment to appreciate the humor in it. And when they’re grown and gone, you’ll have a treasure trove of memories to look back on and reminisce.